| Yes | No | |
|---|---|---|
| Are you or have you ever been a man? | ||
| Do you whistle on a regular basis? | ||
| Disregarding your ears, do you have any piercings? | ||
| Regarding your ears, are they gauged larger than 1/16th of an inch and/or might they set off metal detectors at airports or government buildings? | ||
| Do you have a history of mental illness? | ||
| Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend? | ||
| Are you easily distracted by shiny things? | ||
| Do you cook? |
| What is your idea of a perfect date in three words or less: | |
How many past sexual partners have you had?Remember to answer honestly, I WILL Google you. |
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| List any special skills that you may have that are relevant to this
position: |
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| Your thoughts on time travel? |
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| What characteristics of mine led you to apply for this
position? |
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| Explain why I should pick you as my girlfriend in one
sentence. |
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| Preferred outfit: |
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