Doctors estimated that Ivan was going to be born in nine month. Ivan accepted the
challenge. Through hard work, determination, and personal sacrifice he was able
to achieve the set goal in 8 month and 3 weeks, while upholding all the necessary
quality and efficiency standards.
According to his mother, favorite childhood toys included: vacuum cleaner, doors,
drawers, and fly swatters. Even with limited supplies of toys, Ivan managed to make
his own childhood fun!
Realistic & Wise
Ivan knows that home is where the heart is: behind your rib cage between the lungs
slightly to the left of the breast bone. You always carry your home with you!
Organic & Nutritious
Ivan was imported to the United States from Ukraine - the country where even fast
food is health! Ivan grew up under strict dietary supervision of his grandmother,
who has successfully tested multiple three-phase nutrition plans and special diet
regimes on him.
Comes with the same amazing Russian accent, but without any drinking problems. At
least, he doesn't think it's a problem.
Romantic and Practical
Ivan is one of the most romantic people that he has ever met! He enjoys having candle-lit
dinners (while saving on electricity) and taking late night walks (while taking
out the trash).